OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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