weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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