guys are not supposed to queef...right?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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