I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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