Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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