Apparently you make a good broom.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize