The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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