u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
i barfeds in our rink
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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