Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Randomize
