Me. At least after what I've been through.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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