worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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