you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?