stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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