Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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