please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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