Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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