508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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