if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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