Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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