3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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