Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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