butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
tell me about the eggs
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