member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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