There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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