she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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