I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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