Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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