On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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