why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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