Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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