Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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