it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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