About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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