apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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