Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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