And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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