Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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