is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
