If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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