I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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