FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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