I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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