He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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