And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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