So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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