I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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