im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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