these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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