Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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