dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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