Kiss
Puke
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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