my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My dad is sitting where you rode me
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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