There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This is my gift to your gina
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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