I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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