my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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